Wishlist compiling made easy: Polyvore

I've been fiddling around with Polyvore for the longest time - it's one of the best time wasters on the internet amongst sites like Thought Catalog, Refinery29 and Crushable (I might as well dedicate a tab on my Google Chrome browser for them just like how I did for Facebook and tumblr)

My decision to list out the items in this image (in which I have crafted my wants for May 2011, very subjected to change by my attention span of a toddler with ADHD - I have this unusual self-preserving mechanism of investing petri-depth amount of emotions in material possessions and human beings alike ever since S passed away) is out of boredom, to relieve myself from nitpicking my half-completed London Sept/Oct '11 itinerary and because I'm awake at 8:03am. 

Basically if you have invested some sort of emotion in me that can be loosely described as love/I give you premature ventricular contractions, kindly commit these frivolous materials into mind:

• Viktor & Rolf Crepe Jersey Dress (Red) - A red dress would do really, the real deal costs a sweet S$830. Yikes!
• Asymmetrical Cropped [Knitted] Pullover (Grey) - Anything knitted and resembles a sweater, I'll take it. 
• D RK SH D W by Rick Owens Draped Top (Horselung) - Draped? Looks like a top? I think I'd like it very much.
• True Religion Denim Shorts (Blue) - I've been hunting forever for the perfect pair of denim cut-offs... Still sounds like mission impossible. 
• Stella McCartney Isabelle Daydreaming Stretch-Lace Soft-Cup Bra (Black) - Triangle bras are so pretty! I don't really have enough tits to wear wired bras anyway, I'm just about as blessed as a pre-pubescent boy
• Jeffrey Campbell Lita Platform Boots in Distressed Leather (Black and Brown) - I catch on trends real quick. About the speed of my grandmother clipping her toenails. 
• Roman Criss-Cross Strap Sandals (Dark Chocolate) - Also known as man sandals, I am convinced I need a pair of those babies to survive living on the Equator.
• Alexander Wang Kirsten Multi-Strapped Suede Tote Bag (Cream) - A girl can never have too many shoes --- or bags.
• Clare Vivier Remake [Leather] Clutch (Emerald Green) - What else do I need to say about this?
• American Apparel Leather Pouch (Yellow) - I am frivolous I know, shhhhh
• Pamela Love Oxidized Heart Locket Necklace - Anything from Pamela Love will probably wet my panties faster than Ewan McGregor in his birthday suit
• Kenneth Jay Lane Green Stone Ring and ASOS Rugged Navy Stone Ring- Am swiftly catching on the trend of being obsessed with semi-precious stones in accessories
• Ksubi Bellatrix Matt Clear in Black - I have some sort of an obsessional love with eye wear in general - I have collected 50+ pairs over the years of sunglasses and mere spectacles, and I don't seem to be ceasing interest any time soon
• Jeanne Lanvin Eau de Parfum/1.7 oz - I've been relying heavily on deodorant scent ever since I ran out of 3 bottles of perfume simultaneously. I am convinced I need this.
• iPhone 4 - Yes I am a traitor, I desire Apple technology. But BBM is too precious to give up... 
• Chanel Nail Polish (Yellow) - It's summer now, bright polishes are the way to go! 
• Celine Classic Sling (Dark Chocolate) - Ever since I saw it on Jak and Jill I've wanted it for how minimalist and perfect it looks. It is absolutely precious!
• Leica M7 Edition (Orange) - I just want a semi-pro camera, actually, not necessarily a Leica (probably a waste of an amazing device in my inexperienced hands)
• Macbook - C'mon, it's pretty. How can I blatantly reject Apple products? They are too aesthetically pleasing to the eyes!
• Cambridge Satchel Company Fluorescent Bag Series for Dover Street Market (Lime Green) - I am convinced that without this bag, my life will never be complete.

This list was an absolute nightmare to copy out, if you read through my wistful paragraph of material-possession fantasies, you deserve a 90° bow in full Japanese-style from me! I have conveniently (more like shamelessly) bolded the stars of my dreams - you are always welcome to make donations to me via Paypal (feel free to send money to iloveimai@gmail.com), your S$5 will be very well spent, trust me. Okay this is such a lame joke brb facepalm

In any case I hope somehow I can make enough money to at least buy 1-4 items off this wishlist so I can make myself a 黑皮 girl!! 2011 has been upsetting me consistently at least twice a month and it's infuriating.
So I'd pop half a Seroquel and drift off to dreamland now. Good night/morning!