Bunch of stupid things I have achieved/want to achieve before I die:
- skydive
- skydive on acid
smoke pot through a gas masksmoke pot through an apple- eat space brownies
- celebrate half-birthdays
- hire a stripper for a birthday. both male and female
- a crucifixion suspension. or just get suspended in general
drink until I pass out publicly: falling off butter factory's podium, etcdrink 11 different beers in a day- shave the side of my head
- dye my hair light brown so I can bleach my eyebrows
- get a bikini wax shitfaced as fuck
walk home from workdrunk cycling- go to rave and roll some sweet ass mdma
- go to a rave. period.
- do cocaine with a $100 bill
- witness the amazing Northern Lights/aurora borealis
- go to the Great Wall of China and shuffle down the wall to Dash Berlin
- go to London for everything Harry Potter and Topshop
- get a full back, oriental tattoo that covers my ass
extend and remove extensions (hair) more than 5xactually had fancy, bling manicures and survived well in them- catch Chicago! The Musical and Moulin Rouge LIVE!!
- meet Natalie Portman: to get her autograph and to tell her I've watch Closer more than fifty times
drunk hitchhike- pay for a three-digit meal with nothing but coins
- when I'm rich one day, go to a luxury boutique store in my sloppiest gear and buy a shit load of stuff and watch their jaws drop
- learn how to skateboard so I can skate into people's ankles all day
- live in San Francisco purely for the annual Gay Pride Parade
- go to every gay parade in the world with a bunch of like-minded people and apologize to them for the way Christians treated them. Christians can be such cunts some times
- change the way Christianity views homosexuality
eat nothing but nutella and toast for two weeks in a rowgo on a no-carb diet- run a marathon one day. as long as I finish it I'll be proud as fuck
- buy a (female version) of a suit as close as possible to the one Neil Patrick Harris wears in HIMYM
- scalpel my earlobes
finish reading a piece of literature daily for a whole monthskinny dipdo a half-nude photo shoot- fuck in the toilet during a flight so I can join the "mile high club" hahaha
- own a pony. or horse. whichever
- if I do get married I want a baby girl and I want to name her Hope
- if I do get married, I want to direct the wedding photography and I'm going to make it so hipster that it gets 3,000++ reblogs on tumblr
get a massive tattoo (my full sleeve)- become a professional photographer at one point of my life. doesn't matter if it's food or landscape or portraits
- learn to do a split so I can routinely surprise my friends by doing a split in the middle of anything: brunch, family dinners, queueing for the bathroom
- become a fashion designer or a fashion boutique owner at one point of my life
bartend. plain ol' badass- pierce my nipples. super badass
fuck someone with pierced genitals- own shares in Marc by Marc Jacobs. only because I love them *so* much
- watch Manchester United play home at Old Trafford
- watch Manchester United thrash any team... LIVE.
- go to a Manchester United themed bar and make friends.
- go to Las Vegas not to gamble or for hen's parties, instead I want to eat at all the expensive restaurants on the strip
- get my mom inked
- get my brother inked
- meet Anthony Bourdain and ask him how come he never gets fat from all that eating
- eat at Hell's Kitchen and ask Gordon Ramsay why does he tweet weird. it's like he puts a space after a word before he enters the punctuation.
- meet Peter Chow one day without his sunglasses
met Infected Mushrooms and partied with them after their gig. had a lot of whisky shots, they were pretty damn decent and down-to-earth: also, did I mention they did not hit on anyone sexually? it was good clean fun.- read Trainspotting in original language and actually understand it (it's written in Scots, tried reading it last summer and my brain just failed me terribly)
- scuba dive with someone I love just so I can tell them I love you underwater (and also make punny jokes)
- adopt tons of cats from SPCA when I'm more financially stable so they don't have to die. also, crazy cat lady starter pack anyone?
- become a psych. major at one point in my life.
- become an English major at one point of my life
study fashion design and lead the life of a flashy, bitchy arts studentgo to fabulous parties and rub shoulders with celebrities and socialites- get an IV drip for hangovers, when I get a really bad one someday
- donate blood. sounds like a lot of fun
- expand my Hello Kitty shrine from shelf-size to room size
drink 4 cartons of milk in a day- pretend to be 12 and go trick or treating during halloween when I get to the States one day
- gatecrash a high school prom because I've never been to a prom before. I skipped my junior high school prom because 1) I went to an all-girls school 2) I had no friends
- eat a real turkey at a real Thanksgiving dinner
- be able to wear a bikini bottom and not be self-conscious of my ass
- when I buy my own apartment I want to decorate it with everything IKEA
smoked hash through a bong really drunk and vomited in my homie's dustbin w/o a plastic bag....... and passed out on his couch. haha so classy- meet my biological father and tell him what an asshat he has been all these years and to never come back into my life again
- give someone I love my kidney one day if they ever need it. or bone marrow.
- go to India to ski with yaks
- visit North Korea just to get the immigration stamp on my passport. and also to experience dictatorship
- organise drag queen parties
- own a llama
- get breast implants/enhancements. I want a D cup someday
- live in a shitload of Victoria's Secret and La Senza lingerie
- fly a jet fighter plane/helicopter
- snowboard down volcano Cerro Negro in Nicaragua
- pee into the Niagara Falls and take a photo to prove it. still wish I had a penis though for better photography effect
- enter the Cage of Death in Australia not for the thrill but because I've always wondered how crocs look on a close up
- train an eagle/hawk
- climb the Eiffel Tower
- learn archery so I can be Legolas for one day. or Hawkeye. doubt my aim will be as amazing but still sounds fun
- play laser-tag
- play laser-tag while rolling on mdma
- play paintball
- bungee jump at Nevis Bungy, New Zealand
watched Steve Aoki live 7x in two yearsfed alcohol by Steve Aoki- took a photo with Steve Aoki
- caught Tiesto live. he was a disappointment. also he talks in third person, eg "let me play you some classic tiesto" wut?
- speak Spanish fluently
catch Death Cab for Cutie live- catch Arcade Fire live
- drink real absinthe (the illegal ones with wormwood)
- spray everyone with really expensive champagne. I've always wanted to shake and unscrew a champagne bottle so it gushes out like a waterfall!!! so much fun
- be a sailor aboard a ship and live on the sea for a month or two
- wear a fancy evening gown just to see how well it goes with my tattoos
- fly first-class on Singapore Airlines or Cathay Pacific
fuck a bassist/drummer- fuck a doctor in his office
- float around in the Dead Sea with a bottle of whisky
- go to Bangkok in Thailand and buy 6 luggages worth of clothes, shoes and bags
- go to the Full Moon Party in Kho Pagan and go coconuts partying
- go to Bali for a day just for amazing spa packages and coconut juice
That is all I can think of right now....
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